dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

(via kalooeh)

sixpenceee:

rider-waite:

sixpenceee:

Year Walk is an adventure horror game for iOS devices. It has received many positive reviews and from the messages I’ve received about this game, it really messes with your mind.

A year walk is a pseudo pagan ritual in which people venture into deep, dark forests to catch a glimpse of their future.  

The game begins with an unnamed protagonist visiting his lover, Stina. She warns the player about the dangers of year walking, saying that her cousin had died while engaging in the activity.

The player then returns home, and awakens at night to begin his walk. Throughout his walk, the player will encounter and overcome supernatural beings, overcoming them through the completion of puzzles. (Official Website)

Year Walk is fucking TERRIFYING and I recommend it to EVERYONE.

It’s also available on stream and pc

(via thetriangledemon)

paperanomaly:

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

that
is
adorable

paperanomaly:

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

that

is

adorable

(via kamiflor)

baekhyuns-cock-is-up-my-ass:

smtrainee:

jesscookie:

kawaiismutt:

tatersbetatein:

wellshet:

forty-7:

rainystripe:

jisuk:

아리가또고자이마스 - This title literally reads as ‘Arigato Gozaimasu,’ and is apparently what Koreans think Japanese music sounds like. Give it a listen, you won’t regret it.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MY TEARS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOLOLOLOLOL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

HONTO NI ARIGATOUUUU

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ARIGATO GOZAIMAZUUUU

SUMIMASEN SUMIMASEN SUMIMASEN SUMIMASEN 

This is quality.

WEEPING EVERYWHERE

I HAD HEARD THIS BEFORE BUT NOW WITH THE BACKGROUND IDEA….FUCK I’M SOBBING.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK BRINGS THIS BACK AHASLDKAHSLGHA

KOREANS

ARIGATO ARIGATO GOZAIMASHTA!!!!

guys i actually wanna download this…

WHAT IS THIS MOTHER FUCKING SHIT, I’M CRY BECAUSE ITS ACCURATE. SINCERELY, A KOREAN.

(via sugarlantern)

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

(Source: sunflora-seeds, via sassyabrahamlincoln)